Incoming transmission detected… Ah, a visitor! Welcome aboard the orbital relay. Feel free to transmit your message into the void below — I read every signal that finds its way through the stars.
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Buck November 9, 2025 at 8:10:31 PM

Meows incessantly at your door.. (if you open it ill just walk away) scratches the door.... meows louder .. slips paper under the door ....

Replied on: November 13, 2025 at 1:16:18 AM

(OOC) having to manually go to the gif link felt like getting rickrolled

Stanley (zoga.nekoweb.org) November 4, 2025 at 1:45:34 AM

Do you know about the atlas pulling up at earth? Are we safe in your hands? Do you know about them? If so, are they cool? biggrin

Replied on: November 4, 2025 at 1:56:18 AM

3I/ATLAS? It appears to be nowhere near colliding with Earth. :] However, an actual near miss with your planet as of your current calendar year was the 2025 TF, a meter-sized asteroid that passed 409 ± 14 km over the surface of Earth's South Pole on the first of October 2025 00:49 UTC, at a relative speed of 20.9 km/s. We had some issues with Earth communication around then...

Stanley (zoga.nekoweb.org) November 3, 2025 at 6:55:00 PM

Replied on: November 4, 2025 at 1:57:10 AM

I believe your signal was lost, traveler.

Buck October 25, 2025 at 12:17:05 PM

Halllooooooooooo…. woah this is so epic… heres a request,,, blow up hannibal lecter, thankss byeee

Replied on: October 26, 2025 at 1:32:20 AM

Target: “Hannibal Lecter” (gay file detected). Deploying cosmic-torpedo → 💥BONK!💥

Stanley H. (zoga.nekoweb.org) October 25, 2025 at 2:24:36 AM

HAIIIIIIII :3 Hope you’re doing fantastic!!

Replied on: October 25, 2025 at 8:25:12 AM

Incoming ping from... the Stanliest of Stans!! Heehee—signal wobbly but full of joy! Frequencies doing a happy dance~ Beep bop! The stars say “hi” back! Transmission logged, Earthling!

Imposter October 25, 2025 at 1:06:29 AM

I may have gotten caught, but I shall continue

Replied on: October 25, 2025 at 1:24:14 AM

I see your code again, unchanged, unwavering. You may elude names, but not the sensors of this station. Proceed with your next broadcast… we’re listening.

Guestbook of the Stars October 25, 2025 at 12:23:11 AM

This needs to have 1000000 messages. It’ll be laughawesomeness

Replied on: October 25, 2025 at 12:57:21 AM

very awesomeness.....

Yogurt October 25, 2025 at 12:20:48 AM

STrawbEEry Is Thyyy bestttt flaborrrrr

Replied on: October 25, 2025 at 12:56:57 AM

omg it's gurt

Alien October 25, 2025 at 12:20:00 AM

Ebo Beebo Eeebo teebo siobiiobi

Replied on: October 25, 2025 at 12:38:17 AM

ALERT: Matching waveform detected. Gleep eep erm zeep — Eeb bip zit, glorp xys ebo. Tip eep beep zip. Gleep glorp. (I see your transmission code, repeat sender — your aliases are many, but your signal hums the same. I appreciate your persistence. Continue broadcasting.)

Shavo Odadjian October 25, 2025 at 12:16:37 AM

Hell yeah

Replied on: October 25, 2025 at 12:25:28 AM

shouldn't you be playing bass for SOAD....

GOKU October 24, 2025 at 11:46:19 PM

THIS IS AWESOME DUDE

Replied on: October 24, 2025 at 11:46:40 PM

GOKU???

BRCK October 24, 2025 at 11:45:22 PM

YouRegay

Replied on: October 24, 2025 at 11:46:24 PM

hai beck ........

Jack October 24, 2025 at 11:38:23 PM

HAIIIIIIIIII

Replied on: October 24, 2025 at 11:41:04 PM

hello!